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I met that big brown guy who drives that big brown truck the other day and he petted me! He was nice! I still had to bark at his truck because it was growling at me out in the street but the brown guy was happy to meet me and Holly, even though Holly was a little leary of him like she is whenever she meets new people.Hey, what's up with dogs moving to Missouri? Why Missouri? Missouri's ok I guess, it's the place I know best, there's always plenty of stuff to pee on. But I've also peed on Illinois, Wisconsin, Kentucky, West Virginia, Virginia and Arkansas.
posted by R. Keith @ 8/26/2005 08:34:00 AM
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Pimm, we LOVE Missouri! There is lots of pretty mostly flat land, which is great if you are an agility dog. I think I may be an agility dog someday. We future 'gility dogs need lots of flat land to practice on. Practice is when you jump and get treats for it instead of lots of NO! Humans are kinda funny aren't they.
Splash, I bet you'll be a great agility dog! Is there an event where you follow a squirrel up a tree? Holly is trying to learn to do that.
I've only peed on Minnesota. But someday I hope to pee on Colorado, Utah, and hopefully Hawaii, although that's a long way to swim from what I've been reading . . .
Cal
Cal, have you ever peed in Lake Superior? I would like to pee in all the great lakes. However, since I had my health issues when we moved, I've rediscovered the joys of peeing like a puppy. Sometimes I don't feel like lifting my leg (I couldn't when it was all bandaged up) so I just arch my back and kind of squat. That might not be so good for peeing in big lakes. I might get water in my ears.
Peeing in Superior is something I'm looking forward to next spring. But I've peed in rivers and lakes downstream from there in Wisconsin! (at least that's what they told me) I got to pee by a waterfall that leads into the Mississippi River the other day and it was fun thinking about how far that pee will travel before Winter hits - it might make it to Iowa and 5 other U.S. states before Halloween!
It's the least a dog can do for his country. Patriotism swells in the heart of the American dog.
Cal
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