rolling in it
I rolled in something really fantastic today. It smelled so great (meaning it smelled really horrible for all you non-canines). I don't know what it was but it was really good. It was soo stinky it mesmerized me and I didn't hear my name being called. I'm usually very good about coming when called but this was so smelly I couldn't tear myself away. I think it might have been something that died but I'm not sure what. It was very wet. And very sticky. And stinky as anything. Wonderful stinky! I got the stuff all over my neck and shoulders. My male person had to give me a bath right away. He wasn't happy. He almost threw-up twice.(but I still smell stinky! yay!)
posted by R. Keith @ 5/16/2005 05:26:00 PM
2 Comments:
Too bad your human didn't throw up twice, that would've been awesome. My human boy threw up once and while I thought about tasting it, the other humans got there before me. (And they didn't even sniff it OR taste it! Can you believe it?
Cal
Dat's schtinky poo! No baths for me.
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